Do you know why bubbles are always a circle?
Because inside the bubble there’s air and the air is trying to get out!
In all the directions at the same time and if I push in all the directions at the same time I make a?
That’s right!
Do you guys believe me that there is air inside a bubble?
You shouldn’t just believe it say Dee Dee prove it!
Fine I will!
I’m going to need a helper to prove it
I’m going to need someone who puts their hands on their head
Their hands on their tummy
Their hands on their knees
Their hands on their toes
Their hands on their nose!
Their finger in their nose!
Don’t put your fingers in your nose
Who is really good?
What’s your name sweetie?
Alex? Alex would you like to help me out?
(ad lib)
Can we give Alex a big round of applause?
Excellent
Alex I’m going to put you on this side cause there’s no slippery bubbles on this side
So this way you can stand over here
Smile at the audience
Perfect
Alex!
Here is the plan, you and I are going to prove that there is air inside a bubble using my handy dandy Air Bazooka!
Everybody say Ooh!
Everybody say Ah!
Now!
Alex all you have to do is to-
No, stay, stay, stay, good
Okay
All you have to do is be able to stay still
So we’ve already learned this is gunna maybe be a problem
Alex here’s the plan I want you to go wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Freeze!
Hm…
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Freeze!
Wiggle
Freeze
Wiggle
Freeze
Freeze
This is not…
This is going very well
Okay!
Alex, come stand over here, come stand over here, come stand over here, come stand over here
I want you to put your hands straight out like this
Perfect
I’m gunna fold this card in half and this is gunna be our target
Just need one hand.
Focus on keeping your hand perfectly plat!
And perfectly still
Okay
Okay
Don’t move
Don’t breathe
Don’t even think about breathing
(walks really stealthily and slow away)
(leans back)
Don’t move!
(continues)
Don’t giggle!
And Alex, most importantly, don’t pee
On the count of three we are going to try and use just air!
Just air!
Just air!
Just air!
To blow that card right off your hand!
Think you can HANDlE it?
Here we go
Count to three
One
Two
(poof)
Nope!
One Two
(poof)
Nope!
(card falls)
We did it!
Alex I can tell you were very brave were you very brave?
Should we up the ante?
Say yes
K great!
Alex here’s the plan
Stay still!
(places card on head)
Alex don’t move
Okay here’s the plan I’m going to try to blow the card off your head, without blowing your head off your body
(card falls off)
Alex tilt your head a little bit
Cause your head is sort of a triangle shape
Perfect
Okay
Don’t move
Don’t move
Don’t move
Don’t move
Don’t move
Don’t move
(card falls)
Don’t move!
(places card back)
Alex put your head up a little bit more, head up a little bit more, head up a little bit more, head up a little bit more, good job. You’re doing great Alex!
Can we give her a big round of applause to encourage her?
One
Two
Three
(puff)
(card falls)
High five!
Big round of applause for Alex!
Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Perfect! Get off my stage