Air Gun Script

Do you know why bubbles are always a circle?

Because inside the bubble there’s air and the air is trying to get out! 
In all the directions at the same time and if I push in all the directions at the same time I make a?
That’s right!
Do you guys believe me that there is air inside a bubble? 
You shouldn’t just believe it say Dee Dee prove it!
Fine I will! 
I’m going to need a helper to prove it

I’m going to need someone who puts their hands on their head

Their hands on their tummy

Their hands on their knees

Their hands on their toes

Their hands on their nose!

Their finger in their nose!
Don’t put your fingers in your nose

Who is really good?
What’s your name sweetie?

Alex? Alex would you like to help me out?

(ad lib)

Can we give Alex a big round of applause?

Excellent

Alex I’m going to put you on this side cause there’s no slippery bubbles on this side

So this way you can stand over here

Smile at the audience

Perfect

Alex!
Here is the plan, you and I are going to prove that there is air inside a bubble using my handy dandy Air Bazooka!
Everybody say Ooh!
Everybody say Ah!

Now!
Alex all you have to do is to-

No, stay, stay, stay, good

Okay

All you have to do is be able to stay still

So we’ve already learned this is gunna maybe be a problem

Alex here’s the plan I want you to go wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Freeze!
Hm…

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Freeze!

Wiggle

Freeze

Wiggle

Freeze
Freeze

This is not…
This is going very well

Okay!
Alex, come stand over here, come stand over here, come stand over here, come stand over here

I want you to put your hands straight out like this

Perfect

I’m gunna fold this card in half and this is gunna be our target

Just need one hand.

Focus on keeping your hand perfectly plat!
And perfectly still

Okay

Okay

Don’t move

Don’t breathe

Don’t even think about breathing

(walks really stealthily and slow away)

(leans back)

Don’t move!

(continues)

Don’t giggle!
And Alex, most importantly, don’t pee

On the count of three we are going to try and use just air!
Just air!
Just air!

Just air!
To blow that card right off your hand!
Think you can HANDlE it?
Here we go

Count to three

One

Two

(poof)

Nope!
One Two
(poof)

Nope!
(card falls)
We did it!

Alex I can tell you were very brave were you very brave? 
Should we up the ante? 
Say yes

K great!
Alex here’s the plan

Stay still!

(places card on head)
Alex don’t move

Okay here’s the plan I’m going to try to blow the card off your head, without blowing your head off your body

(card falls off)

Alex tilt your head a little bit

Cause your head is sort of a triangle shape

Perfect

Okay

Don’t move

Don’t move

Don’t move

Don’t move

Don’t move

Don’t move

(card falls)

Don’t move! 
(places card back)
Alex put your head up a little bit more, head up a little bit more, head up a little bit more, head up a little bit more, good job. You’re doing great Alex!
Can we give her a big round of applause to encourage her?

One

Two

Three

(puff)

(card falls)

High five! 
Big round of applause for Alex!
Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Victory lap! Perfect! Get off my stage