Now! I know you guys didn’t come here for any fancy schmancy nancy pansy flamsy science show
You came here to see one thing and one thing alone!
Then I shall show it to you!
In order to show it I must first convince that… This is very difficult
Because bubbles are very very nervous
So here’s what we are going to do
We should sing the song to make the bubbles feel comfortable, do you guys want to learn the bubble song together?
Alright let’s put it on, you already know what the lines are, Bubble Bubble Come Out and Play!
So let’s hear the bubble song so we can make the bubbles feel happy and safe warm.
(plays bubble song)
I think they’re ready
Let’s give them a little tiny drum role!
Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Canada, the World’s Biggest Bubble
It’s not tiny you’re just far away!
Just so you know that’s my favorite joke in the whole show
No, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, let’s do the actual one, this is the real one.
This is the magic one
One little teeny drumroll please!
Ladies and Gentlemen, all the way from Hollywood!
They’re not buying it are they?
Let’s do the bigger one
(gets bigger wand)
This time we’ll do it for real
But I’m going to need everybody to help me out
Say Bubble Bubble, Come Out and Play
(blows bigger bubble)